Kid language

Kid language 1: Upon getting out of the bathtub last night, Jake said, "Where's Aunt Nicole?". I replied, "In Pennsylvania." "No!" said Jake, pointing to the tub water going down the drain. "Where's the Aunt Nicole?"

Ahhhh. I finally got it. "It's a tornado. Here it comes now."

Kid language 2: "Mommy, do you know this song?" asked Lydia. "Bum, bum, bum, bum.... I learned it today in music." (blank stare) "It's Unity 5" (blank stare) "By the Big B."

Ahhh. I finally got it. "Beethoven's Symphony Number 5?" I asked. "That's what I said!!!" Lydia replied, disgusted.