Loose tooth

Jake's tooth is so loose that even the clerk at the Verizon store was begging him to let her pull it out. She was telling us that her grandmother had the fastest hands in the West. Grandma would insist that she just wanted to wiggle the tooth -- then it'd be gone.

Jake was unconvinced. His head's a blur because he was shaking it "no."

Ultimately, Jake won the day. The tooth remains.